Game Day Ritualist Pillows

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

So Far So Good

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Men can show their emotions!

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'