Sports Ritualist Pillows

The traditional pre-game prayer.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Church for sports worshipers.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

The Alter of Football

Golfing Fakir.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

Rams: 14-0

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."