Rugby Ritualist Pillows

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

The conversion.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Rugby Player