Game Day Ritualist Mugs

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

So Far So Good

Men can show their emotions!

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K