Game Day Bash Pillows

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'