Game-day Extravaganza Pillows

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man cheers

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'