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'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

A man cheers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Men can show their emotions!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Strive to win!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'