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"I told him to do that."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"My mom was cold."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Someone should fix that,'

'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

Bad Knees.

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

'...And it's as simple as that!'

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"It's a dependent!"

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'It's probably nothing.'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'