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"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

A legislative session sometime in the near future. . .

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Basketball

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!