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"Good game."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'