College Athletics T-Shirts

'College Athletes do not need a union...they already have a seat at the table.'

Major college athletics programs

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Church for sports worshipers.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Go team!

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Pete Sampras

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Raheem Sterling

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Running

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

At the 2021 Religious Games