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Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

Go team!

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

The Giamatti era

Lost Season

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Tax What?!

Coach Prime Cleans House

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Debate Club Note

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

Boy holding football.