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Smelly Sneaker.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raheem Sterling

At the 2021 Religious Games

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Running

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Football

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'