College Athletics Mugs

'College Athletes do not need a union...they already have a seat at the table.'

Major college athletics programs

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Football

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

At the 2021 Religious Games

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"