College Sports Events Mugs

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Lost Season

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

A prehistoric football match.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Strive to win!

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

The Giamatti era

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'