College Sports Events Prints

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Raheem Sterling

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

A prehistoric football match.

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The Giamatti era

Lost Season

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Carlo Ancelotti

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.