College Basketball Gifts

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

After 4 days of televised basketball Muriel imposes her own version of 'March Madness'.

A legislative session sometime in the near future. . .

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Salmon Run

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Gary turns 40.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Playing pig