College Basketball Season Gifts

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Salmon Run

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Gary turns 40.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Why moms make bad refs.