College Basketball Season Mugs

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'