Conference Season Mugs

How to deliver a successful presentation.

World Hunger Conference.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Inclusive speech

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Last Leaf

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Hockey Season.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Fall on a desert island

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'