College Football Season Mugs

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

College Football

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Input From The Front Office

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

World Hunger Conference.

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

The Giamatti era

'Champions league'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'