College Football Season Mugs

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

College Football

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Go team!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Input From The Front Office

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

World Hunger Conference.

'Champions league'

American Football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

The Giamatti era

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.