College Football Mugs

"01101001, 00111011, 00011010, hut, hut!"

Bowl Games.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Tommy Tuberville

Nebraska Fans

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Big 10 play football after all Football

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"No, when it comes to football, Notre Dame always covers their 'Ta'o.'"

BCS Conference.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

Electoral College Football

"Just what was that life lesson we were supposed to have learned by losing to Yale 35-0?"

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'