College Football Pillows

"01101001, 00111011, 00011010, hut, hut!"

Bowl Games.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Tommy Tuberville

Nebraska Fans

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Big 10 play football after all Football

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"No, when it comes to football, Notre Dame always covers their 'Ta'o.'"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Electoral College Football

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The trauma of losing.

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon