Hockey Players Gifts

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

Ice hockey player confronts death.

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Hockey Season.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.