Ice Skating T-Shirts

Canadian Hockey

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Beckett on ice

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

'That was a pretty straight line but this is Canada. Try it wearing these.'

Ice Hockey

Zenboni

'Oh yeah, our people will just fall over themselves to get transferred to this office.'

Sumo on Ice

Being a novice skater, Kim could only do a 'Figure 11'.

Ice Skating

Pears figure skating

Lake Skater

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"

Old Lady Skating With Zimmer Frame.

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"Skating on thin ISA's."

On the Ice.

Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.

Speed Skating.

Penguins - one is skating.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

'Swimming: Mon-Thurs - Ice Skating: Fri- Sun.'

Scuba Skater

Slippery Hockey Game

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

Mortality

"Stop me!"