Ice Swimming Pillows

'Well, at least this is how the polar bear club would've wanted to go.'

On holiday.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

'No ice.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice fisher.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"They're so like us."

"Marco ..."

"Privates Beach"