Ice Climbing Pillows

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

'No ice.'

Ice fisher.

Happy Hour

Stairlift around cliff face.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Rock Climber

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Check out the old dude.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Ice shelfie.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Path

"Do you have pants in XL?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Bored?'

Baking

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'