Ice Adventurer Gifts

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Hot compresses! Won't cold compresses do?'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man Frozen in the Ice.

"Why can't we put salt on our path like everyone else?"

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

Polar bear and submarine

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Thank-you God.'

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Ice fisher.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

The lonely figure

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Phew, that was close."

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cometh the Cow!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"