Ice Road Adventurer Gifts

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Ice fisher.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Football fan

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

UFO

An unexpected success.

Bobsled Police.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Igloo Windfarm.

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'They're a very close family.'