Ice Land Adventurer Gifts

"The glaciers are angry."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Thank-you God.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Ice fisher.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Ice shelfie.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Phew, that was close."

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

Cometh the Cow!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Football fan

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"