Climbers Gifts

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Stairlift around cliff face.

Rock Climber

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

FAQs.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

Climbing with the baby

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Bad times to sneeze

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain