Climbers Gifts

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Climbing with the baby

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Painting