Climbing Gifts

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Drop the rock!'

'it's lonely at the top.'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Reaching the Summit

'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'

We are here!

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

A mountain climbing problem.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Woodpecker threatening to drop a worker up a pole.

Workaholic on holiday

A montain guru kicks away a climber.

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

Rock falling from a road sign.

Peak and off peak.

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

"Did or didn't I recharge the power pack?"

'Any further question,just email me...'

'After tumbling down, Jack has a fear of going up the hill ever again.'

You were there.