Hill Climbing Gifts

Directions for walker across several hills.

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'How very Cumbria.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rock Climber

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Walkers

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

FAQs.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"