Hill Climbing T-Shirts

Directions for walker across several hills.

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Rock Climber

'How very Cumbria.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Walkers

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Workaholic on holiday