Cloud Climbers Gifts

Raining on top of the clouds.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Group of people.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Let there be cool.'

The boss and her baby

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

Bird watching in Bolivia

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'