Hill Climber Pillows

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Upward Progress

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Building business relations.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"