Stack Climber Pillows

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Upward Progress

Stairlift around cliff face.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Building business relations.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

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