Mountain Climbing Pillows

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Mom?"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Potential Energy/Kinetic Energy

Mountain climbers need breaks too.

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

A mountain climbing problem.

You are here.

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

This is the shortcut!

Mountaintop Dessert

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Resume Breathing.

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

'You sure you've done this before?'