Cleaning Service Aficionados T-Shirts

'Ms. Dixon, hire someone to clean my office.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'The customer is always right...'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Clean your specs, lady?"