Tidiness Aficionados Gifts

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Decluttering. . .

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Super glue hoovering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's