Tidiness Aficionados Gifts

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Decluttering. . .

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."