Digital Cleaner Gifts

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Children's games and technology

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."