Digital Cleaner Gifts

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Children's games and technology

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".