Digital Declutterer Gifts

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

'For Heaven's sake, Moira... You've got to delete some of your files!'

"You're good at decluttering your browser bookmarks, too bad it doesn't extend to your office."

"I figured out why your phone is so heavy. You have over 15,000 tabs open."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Spam emails

"I'm clearing all my offline notifications."

"To make the plane lighter to save time and fuel, we'd like everyone with a computer to delete their large files."

"You should really clean up your desktop."

"It was weird. The binmen called. They came up here to your room and cleared your trash folder."

"They keep tabs open, they never reboot me, and they never delete my temporary files. Yet, they curse at e when I'm running slow. How is this fair?"

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

E-mail

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

"My New Year's resolution? Move entirely to the cloud so I can get rid of all these software boxes!"

"I hate people using the cloud."

'I'm drowning in Spam!'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

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Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."