Dry Cleaner Irony Mugs

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Waiting for Pants

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What can you do with him?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Dry Cleaning

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

Carpet cleaning

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"You hate ironing? Me too."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Save Water - Dry Clean With A Friend.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Super Hero Dry Cleaning

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"