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"This is the part of the job that I hate."

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Trash Talking

Thank you, Essential Workers

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

An offended street-sweeper

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

"Oy, be careful with that!"

Now wash your gogs

Water.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

I think it�s a dummy chart to stop us from asking for a rise.

Catapult Recycling

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Trash Collector approaches the monster underground.

'It's an easy job son, you'll 'pick it up' as you 'go along'!'

Treated Sewage.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."

"Maybe I could meet you after work."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."