"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
Sanitation Detailer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a sanitation detailer who combines precision with creativity? Explore our range of witty and heartfelt items, perfect for showing appreciation to someone dedicated to cleaning and detailing. Whether they're passionate about their craft or have a great sense of humor about their meticulous work, our products add a personal touch to their daily routine.
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
Biofelineism
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Thank you, Essential Workers
Hand sanitizer
Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Soap Versus Coronavirus
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
Daisy Diaper Service
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
We're polishing our brand.
'One day son, all this will be collected.'
"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."
Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.
Welsh water sewage
"You have sewage between your teeth."
Mask Autumn
NYC Department of Sanitation
'Please take this away from me.'
Rosemary's Baby Supplies
Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'
Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins
"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
Covid Vaccine
"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."
Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."
'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'
Sanitation Detailer Gifts Collection
Sanitation Detailer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for sanitation detailers, blending humor and appreciation—great for daily motivation or a fun gift.
Sanitation Detailer Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate a sanitation detailer’s dedication—adding personality and comfort to their favorite space.
Sanitation Detailer Prints
Browse our artistic prints that honor the craft of sanitation detailers—ideal for decorating offices, garages, or personal spaces.
Sanitation Detailer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for detailers—perfect for showcasing their passion and sense of humor in style.