Sanitation Detailer Pillows

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Hand sanitizer

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Daisy Diaper Service

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

We're polishing our brand.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Mask Autumn

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Please take this away from me.'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Covid Vaccine

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'