Sanitation Detailer Pillows

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Hand sanitizer

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Daisy Diaper Service

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

We're polishing our brand.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Welsh water sewage

Mask Autumn

'Please take this away from me.'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Covid Vaccine

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Looks like you've got some competition."