'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'
Diagnosis Detailer Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a diagnosis detailer? Our collection combines humor, creativity, and appreciation for medical minds. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their attention to detail and passion for diagnostics. Whether it's for a healthcare professional or a science enthusiast, these carefully designed products make a memorable gift that shows you understand their interest in medical intricacies.
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
Disease Management
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."
'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'
'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'
"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."
The Devil's in the detail!
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
'The good news is that it's not your fault.'
'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'
Covid Music
'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
Lyme Disease Research Lab
Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.
AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.
Micro and Macro Department,
'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'
Don't forget to read the small print.
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'
R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.
Flu Vaccine.
Criminal Germs
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases
New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone
CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'
"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."
Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.
'I had this two years ago.'
"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"
"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."
Diagnosis Detailer Gifts Collection
Diagnosis Detailer Mugs
Explore our collection of diagnosis detailer mugs and find the perfect way for them to start their day with humor and insight.
Diagnosis Detailer Pillows
Add comfort and personality with our diagnosis detailer pillows, designed to celebrate their love for medical diagnostics.
Diagnosis Detailer Prints
Check out our diagnosis detailer prints—artful pieces that bring a touch of humor and professionalism to their workspace or home.
Diagnosis Detailer T-Shirts
Discover our diagnosis detailer t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their medical passion with clever and creative designs.