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The Cougher

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'What this world needs is more soap!'

Stinky feet.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Evolution to Covid

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Vaccine

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Wash your hands

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Queen Kong

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'