Mini Sports Manager Gifts

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

The MBA Draft

"He likes it."

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Hockey World

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Professional football.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.