Mini Sports Manager Prints

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

The MBA Draft

"He likes it."

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Professional football.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'