Minute Manager Gifts

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

"He likes it."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Clock watcher

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I'll do half of it.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

And on facilitation...

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Time Slavery.